Stud recently went in for a colonoscopy. A few days before the "event" I explained to Sweet Pea that they were going to stick a camera up Daddy's tushie to check and make sure everthing looked healthy and that Daddy was going to do it because he loves us so much and wants to take care of himself for us.
Stud got home from work that day and she looked at him and said, "So, Dad, are you excited about taking your pants off for people you don't know?" She thought this was hysterical and couldn't stop laughing about it. At dinner she was laughing till she cried.
The morning of the colonoscopy she asked Stud how big the camera was. He answered that it was about the size of a finger. Always the thinker, Sweet Pea paused a minute and asked, "Whose finger, yours or mine?"
At least she didn't worry about it.
(By the way, he's fine.)
